The 10 Funniest DUI Videos OF All Time

Statistics have shown that the average person can drive drunk 2,000 times before they get arrested for a DUI. I have no idea how anyone could possibly deterimine such a thing but I guess it's comforting for everyone to know that there's something we can all screw up 1,999 times in life before we get caught. This is why I always keep a blonde wig, a pair of plastic fake boobs and a bag of fake diarrhea in my car. I figure blonde girls with big fake boobs who pretend that they just crapped their pants can get away with anything.


#10 I Can't Stop Falling And I Can't Get Up - See, test tube babies can serve a purpose in this world.
 
 


 
#9 The Riding Lawn Mower DUI - Why don't police nationwide start handing out walking DUI's so we can call it a day.
 


 

#8 Drunk Girl Techno DUI Remix - It's sad when you realize that her fat redneck husband and her fat redneck mistress didn't get to have sex that night. 

 


 
#7 Don't Drunk Tase Me Bro - This kind of makes you wonder what would happen if you tased a man on mushrooms.




 
#6 The Ultimate Field Sobriety Test - Hooking up with unattractive women when you're drunk is not a problem unless you have a problem with it.


 

 #5 Reno 911 DUI - If you're drunk and get pulled over DUI you might as well have fun with it because you're screwed regardless.
 
 
 
 
#4 The Itchy Nuts DUI - We know that everybody poops, so why can't we admit that everyone picks and scratches their butts and genitals too.


#3 The Sweet Taste Of Pavement - It's been said that when you hit your head face first into the pavement all of your bad sexual experiences flash before your eyes.
 

 
#2 Face Vs. Wall - Because fat and stupid is undoubtedly one way to go through life.


 
 
#1 Mr. Turner - If you study this video closely, you will understand how to deal with police for the rest of your life.