The 10 Worst Movie Trailers Of All Time

People think it's difficult to get a movie made, but it's not. All you have to do is sell your soul to the devil twice, have sex with three ugly people and drink the blood of seven virgin llamas. You also have to stand in a room naked in front of a bunch of producers while they judge all of your body parts on a scale of 1-10, but that's only if you insist on getting studio funding for a Romantic Comedy. 


#10 Evil Bong (2006) - The scariest bong I've ever met was a three-foot bong named "Ugly Flakes." Ugly Flakes made me punch a hole in my bedroom wall and pee on my kitchen floor, so I decided to give Ugly Flakes away.


  
 

 
#9 The Mighty Gorga (1969) - It's basically King Kong meets Jurassic Park except the dinosaur is a toy dinosaur and King Kong is a guy in a gorilla suit.

  

 
 

#8 After Last Season (2009) - You know you've got cinematic gold when the beginning of the trailer has an MRI machine made out of cardboard. This gigantic turd supposedly cost $5,000,000 and took over ten years to make.





 
#7 Tiptoes (2003) - I know this is going to be difficult for you to accept but there really is a Romantic Comedy starring Matthew McConaughey where his family is a bunch of Dwarfs.

  

 

 
#6 Doll Graveyard (2005) - I've heard of buried hamsters and parakeets coming back to life and killing their owners, but this is ridiculous.


  

 
   

#5 Me & You, Us, Forever (2008) - A tragic yet heartwarming Christian movie about a 17-year old boy and a 16-year old girl who date for two years, 4 months and 28 days before he breaks up with her ... probably because she wouldn't put out. 30 years later he tries to rekindle their love because he still wants to know what her boobs looked like. Personally, I can't believe that God didn't step in and tell the producers that they probably shouldn't make a Christian movie starring two actors named Blain Rozgay and Stacey Aswad.




 
 

 #4 Godmonster Of Indian Flats (1973) - From what I can gather it's a tragic tale about a misunderstood camel monster who gets mad when he's not invited to picnics.
 




#3 Troll 2 (1990) - It's widely-considered one of the "Best Worst Movies Ever" which makes sense considering that it's about vegetarian goblins who try to trick humans into eating a green slime that will transform them into plants, and hence a tasty treat. 


  
 
 
 
#2 The Gingerdead Man (2005) - Only Gary Busey could pull off a movie about a killer gingerbread cookie who comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer. Now if I can just get somebody to buy my movie script about a killer Gummy Bear who gets bigger as he collects the dead bodies of his victims and puts them inside his body. 


  

 
 
#1 I Drink Your Blood And Eat Your Skin (1970) - It may be the worst movie trailer of all time, but it's also the greatest movie title ever, ever.