10. Russian Sailor – “Let It Be”
In Soviet Russia, song covers you! Painfully.
9. Baby Road
I could be misquoting, but I believe John Lennon once said that a baby version of Abbey Road was his absolute ultimate goal when he first got into music.
8. Kristy Lee Cook – “Eight Days A Week”
It’s not so much the Idol country-fication of the song that fails, it’s more the total failure of everything that fails.
7. Goldie Hawn – Hard Day’s Night
So, this happened.
6. These Dudes
You’re gonna tell me you can’t jam on color-coordinated chords better than these two guys? Look at them. Right?? Now play.
5. William Shatner – “Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds”
Voted the Worst Beatles Cover Of All Time in a poll by the magazine Doy Quarterly. (Sweet Youtube tribute though)
4. Baby Humping Teddy Bear – “All You Need Is Love”
All you need is…a diaper commercial with a baby and giant teddy bear in an unambiguously compromising position? The original was catchier.
3. The Movie Across The Universe
I just wish the songs were more literal…at least two or three things mentioned in the lyrics don’t immediately, literally occur.
2. Mrs. Miller – “Hard Day’s Night”
1. Kylie Minogue – “Help”
[Comedian in Hawaiian Shirt and Tie]: Wouldn’t it be funny if The Beatles were every R&B group from the early 90s? It might sound uuhhhhhhh little somethinggggggg… like this:
