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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The 10 Greatest Screaming Lines In Movie History

Most people really underestimate the power of screaming. People who scream a lot are the most successful people on this planet because they know how frightened most people are of screaming. If you learn to scream a lot, you can get anything you want in this world. Women use their screaming in a different way to get ahead in life but the principle idea is the same.


#10 "Get'em A Body Bag!" (The Karate Kid) - I think it's tragic that this lined isn't used more by sports announcers today. Granted, Marv Albert's "serves up the facial" is awesome" but every Lebron dunk should be followed by this mantastic sound bite.


#9 "Here's Johnny!" (The Shining) - It's a shame that this moment didn't lead to Jack Nicholson replacing Ed McMahon on the tonight show. Come to think of it, why the hell did Jack Nicholson never have his own late night talk show period.




#8 "I'm Tired Of These Mother F*cking Snakes On This Mother F*cking Plane!" (Snakes On A Plane) - One of the greatest screaming lines in the illustrious screaming career of Samuel L. Jackson.


#7 "Khaaaaan!" (Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan) - Next to his constant battle with space hemroids, this is the only time James T. Kirk ever lost his cool during his illustrious career as captain of the Starship Enterprise.


#6 "Give Me Back My Son!" (Ransom) - A screaming line so awesome that it made a lot of people go see one of Mel Gibson's worst movies ever.



#5 "This Is Sparta!" (300) - They should play this soundbite at every bar every single night at 1:00 am so the men can get re-energized to convince marginally attractive women to go home and sleep with them.



#4 "Yes They Deserve To Die And I Hope They Burn In Hell!" (A Time To Kill) - It's the screaming line that Samuel Jackson was born to say.'

#3 "I'm Mad As Hell And I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore!" (Network) - I find screaming this line is extremely useful during moments of extreme constipation.



#2 "You Can't Handle Truth!" (A Few Good Men) - How appropriate is it that Jack Nicholson screamed this line to the master of Scientology.



#1 "Say Hello To My Little Friend!" (Scarface) - This is perfect line for almost any screaming situation unless you're a man who is about to engage in sexual activity with a woman.
 
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