I accidentally stumbled across an episode of The Price Is Right the other day and it made me angry. It reminded me how much I hate Drew Carey and how sad the world has become without Bob Barker. What happened to the good old days when game show hosts we're lecherous middle-aged men with perfect hair who made inappropriate sexual advances towards every woman with a pulse? What happened to the days when demented whammies ran across our TV screens and Chucky Woolery was considered a God amongst men. All I know is the government needs to figure out a way to let Bob Barker live forever so we can officially start rebuilding the fabric of this country.
#10 GILF Flirts With Bob - Apparently nobody ever told this sweet old lady that Bob only sexually harasses and makes "sweet Barker love" to supermodels.
#9 Contestant Breaks Her Bra Running To Contestants Row - Women who have the ability to break their bras are very special and should be treated accordingly.
#8 TPIR Wipeout - It appears as if that guy took the whole "come on down" thing a little too seriously ... that's what she said.
#7 The Price Is Right Nose Picker - You can't truly appreciate the beauty of nose picking until you see an old man do it in slow motion.
#6 The 420 Guy - And for some strange reason he wasn't named High Times "Man of the Year."
#5 The Dumbest Bid Ever - There's nothing better than watching a moron outsmart themselves.
#4 Bob Meets "Little Larry" - We've all met a "Little Larry" in our lives. The sad part is that most of us don't punch our Little Larries in the face.
#3 Female Contestant's Top Falls Down And She Doesn't Even Notice - While it is rare, sometimes our nipple radars fail us.
#2 "Seventeen Hundred Thousand Dollars" - Yes, it's true ... no matter how much humans continue to evolve, there will always be people dumb enough to work at Burger King.
#1 The Worst Price Is Right Contestant Ever - This is why mother's shouldn't smoke cocaine while they're pregnant.