There’s nothing like an entertaining dance scene, and while musicals always have lots, they aren’t the only types of movies with memorable numbers. Over the years, certain clips have made history, and WD has rounded up the best of the best. From Tom Cruise and his solo to “Old Time Rock and Roll” to Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta’s summertime love song, check out these 15 infamous dance scenes that are sure to have you tapping your feet.
Singin’ in the Rain—“Singin’ in the Rain”
Not only is this song remembered by all, so is Gene Kelly’s beloved romp singing—and dancing—in the rain during this scene from the 1952 romantic musical. His tap skills are impeccable, and you can’t help but smile while watching this moment.
Damn Yankees! —“Whatever Lola Wants”
Gwen Verdon lights up the locker room with her dancing serenade in this 1958 comedy dealing with sports obsession and love, based on the Broadway musical by George Abbott and Douglass Wallop. Anyone who can dance like that in high heels definitely has our vote.
West Side Story—“America”
West Side Story is another great that graced Broadway first, but the 1961 cinematic version is notable too. Maria (Natalie Wood) leads the guys and gals in this fun musical adaption of Romeo and Juliet. “America” is just one of the many finer moments from the film.
Saturday Night Fever—“You Should Be Dancing”
John Travolta (as Tony Manero) has quite the dance moves when he hits the floor in this disco solo scene. The 1977 flick is full of fabulous moments as it follows Manero’s search to prove his dancing abilities—and we think he’s totally worthy.
Grease—“You’re the One That I Want”
It’s no surprise this 1978 classic based on a musical made the list. Olivia Newton-John, John Travolta and the rest of the Grease cast will forever be remembered for the songs and dance numbers—especially this jump-and-jive number.
Risky Business—“Old Time Rock and Roll”
Oh how we love Tom Cruise in his button-down oxford shirt and knee-high socks, shaking and singing in the living room to this Bob Seger oldie. We’re sure the cocktail must have helped loosen him up a bit in this 1983 story about a rebellious teenage boy.
Flashdance—“Maniac”
We’re warning you: After watching the clip, this song may get stuck in your head, but it’s worth it just to see this stellar performance from the 1983 film. In the scene, Alex Owens shows off her natural talent—proving that the main character (played by Jennifer Beals) can achieve her dream of being admitted into a proper dance company.
Footloose—“Footloose”
We’ve heard this Kenny Loggins staple for years, but the actual dance scene from the 1984 movie makes it way better. We wish our senior prom was half as entertaining as watching Kevin Bacon bring fun and dancing to this small town. Mission accomplished!
A Chorus Line—“One”
Inspiring dancers everywhere since its 1985 release, this film is based on a musical about the trials and tribulations of Broadway performers. The clip shows the sparkling finale, complete with top hats and shimmering gold outfits, when the audience finally gets to see the complete chorus line in action.
Dirty Dancing—“(I’ve Had) The Time of My Life”
Now you know this 1987 dance flick was bound to end up on this roundup. Frances “Baby” Houseman (Jennifer Grey) and Johnny Castle (Patrick Swayze) give quite the intense performance, especially since their relationship has been under wraps all summer.
Big—“Heart and Soul” and “Chopsticks”
Ah, Tom Hanks in one of his most unforgettable moments—piano-dancing at FAO Schwarz. You’re probably familiar with this classic medley and you might even know how to play it, but we bet you’ve never done it with your feet like Hanks and Robert Loggia do in this 1988 comedy.
Scent of a Woman—“Por una Cabeza”
This 1992 Oscar-winning movie is about a blind man (Al Pacino) who at times is stubborn and unpleasant, but ultimately lovable. In this moment, he is calm, cool and collected as he dances the tango (and the night away) with his partner, played by Gabrielle Anwar.
Pulp Fiction—“You Never Can Tell”
Once again making the list for his dancing ability…John Travolta! He shimmies, twists and shakes in this scene from the Quentin Tarantino’s 1994 cult classic. The movie may be about drugs, thievery and murder, but we love how fun it is to watch him dance alongside Uma Thurman.
Billy Elliot—“Town Called Malice”
Who could forget little Billy Elliot from this inspiring British film released in 2000? Mad at his parents for not believing in his dancing ability, he takes his frustration out in his tap shoes. We are impressed by anyone who can tap all the way up a hill—especially an 11-year-old.
Moulin Rouge!—“El Tango de Roxanne”
Another well-known musical film, 2001’s Moulin Rouge! is full of impressive dance routines, but one stands out among the others. This intense version of the tango, performed by various dancers from the theater, encompasses everything the movie is about—love, passion and pain.
As human intelligence continues to decline at an alarming rate due to technology and the internet, it is important to remember that we are still smarter than squirrels. It's important to remember this because squirrels pose the only true threat to the exinction of humans on planet Earth because other their ability to fight us from the top of trees. While this fact may be comforting, I fear that it won't be long before it will be far too dangerous for humans to eat soup for because of the drowning factor.
#5 Miss America Is Not The Master Of The Universe - Hopefully they'll have a "Miss Intelligence" pageant one day because there is nothing hotter than watching women in bikinis doing long division.
#4 Former WWE Wrester Michelle McCool And The "Seal" Of The United States - No matter what the bald eagle does, that poor bird can't get no respect.
#3 Way Too Many Feet In A Yard - And I think it's safe to say that she's still extremely entertained by the "peek-a-boo" game.
#2 To The Moon, Alice! - At this point, we might as well label the moon a planet just to make life simpler for everyone.
#1 Kellie Pickler Is Not The Pick Of The American Litter - And suddenly all of those dumb blonde jokes don't seem to be quite so politically incorrect.
Being a famous Hollywood actor requires making extremely tough decisions on a daily basis. There are certain days when they have to decide whether to tell their personal assistant to get soy or non-fat milk in their peppermint latte. Other days they have to decide if that want to take a three-month vacation on their own private island or open another vineyard in the South of France. Having to make these types of tough decisions every single day can become extremely stressful so it's easy to understand why famous Hollywood actors occasionally make some bad choices.
#10 Will Smith (Neo In The Matrix) - Will Smith passed on the role of Neo saying thatThe Matrix was a "difficult concept to pitch." Then the Fresh Prince added a little insult to injury and decided to star in I, Robot instead.
#9 Jim Carrey (Dr. Evil In Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery) - According to IMDB, Carrey was originally cast as Dr. Evil but had to leave the film because of a scheduling conflict with Liar Liar.
#8 Kevin Costner (Bill In Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2) - K-Cos supposedly turned down the role of Bill in Quentin Tarantino’s Kill Bill: Vol. 1 and Kill Bill: Vol. 2 opting to direct Open Range instead. I think we should all take the time to write Kevin a letter and personally thank him for making such a horrible career decision.
#7 Sean Connery (Gandalf In The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy) - Connery reportedly turned down the role of Gandalf due to the rigorous 18-month filming schedule. Connery and his mentally challenged agent also turned down the role of Morpheus in The Matrix.
#6 Robert DeNiro (Josh Baskin In Big) - Penny Marshall originally offered the lead role in Big to Deniro instread of Tom Hanks. Poor Bobby was rejected because his six million dollar salary demand was too high and the world was spared from ever having to see Deniro and Robert Loggia dance on a giant piano together.
#5 Jean Claude Van Damme (Predator In Predator) - JCVD was originally cast as the Predator creature. Once the director compared him to Schwarzenegger, Carl Weathers and Jessie Ventura it became apparent that a "taller" man was needed to make the creature appear more threatening. Van Damme also allegedly complained on numerous occasions that he would not appear on camera without the suit in the film.
#4 Nick Nolte (Han Solo In The Star Wars Trilogy) - Nolte was one of four finalists (Christopher Walken, Burt Reynolds and Harrison Ford were the others) for the role of Han Solo and he apparently lost the role at the last minute. Thankfully Harrison Ford was offered the part instead and Nolte went on to do 48 Hours.
#3 Tom Selleck (Indiana Jones In Raiders Of The Lost Ark) - Selleck was originally cast as Indiana Jones, but was unable to take the role because he already committed to Magnum P.I. Selleck eventually did an episode that parodied Raiders of the Lost Ark complete with hat, whip and booby traps.
#2 Bill Murray (Bruce Wayne In Batman) - Murray was one of the frontrunners to play the Caped Crusader when the studio originally wanted to create a big screen replica of the 1960s TV version starring Adam West. Bill was eventually removed from consideration once director Tim Burton took the helm of the movie and brought Beetlejuice with him.
#1 OJ Simpson (The Terminator) - "The Juice" was originally considered for the role of the Terminator, but James Cameron and the producers finally decided that Simpson was "too nice" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer. I think they call that irony.
They say you can't win an NFL playoff game without a solid running game and defense. "They" also say that you can't survive the bone-crushing hits and cold January weather of the NFL playoffs unless you have a hot girlfriend or wife to warm you up before and after the game. So basically this means that the team with the hottest wives and girlfriends going into the playoffs typically has the best chance of winning the Super Bowl each year. Hey, it's not my theory, it's what "they" say and you never argue with "they."
#10 Laura Hawk (Wife Of AJ Hawk) - AJ decided to settle down before his NFL playing career began and married Brady Quinn's hot sister Laura. Or as the joke goes at the Hawk family reunion, "I guess AJ done sacked both siblings of the Quinn family and this sure is some delicious fried raccoon."
#9 Andrea Barnett (Wife Of Fred Taylor) - Fred supposedly spotted Andrea through his camcorder while he was filming the "scenery" on the beaches of Cancún. He spent several minutes taping her from afar but never approached her. When he got back to Jacksonville and watched the footage, he recognized a woman standing next to Andrea. She was a former girlfriend of Tampa Bay Buccaneers linebacker Derrick Brooks. Taylor contacted Brooks and begged him to set him up with Andrea and they were married three years later. See kids, it does pay to be a Peeping Tom sometimes.
#8 Shaelyn Palmer (Wife Of Carson Palmer) - Carson married the former USC soccer hottie Mia Hamm look-alike and the two of them have been trying to avoid spending a weekend with Chad Ocho Cinco ever since.
#7 Maya (Girlfriend Of Chad Ocho Cinco) - Nobody knows what her last name is but Maya is a hottie that Ocho Cinco recently found in Miami. And by the looks of her I'd say she's a 36C, so perhaps her last name should be "Tres Seis C."
#6 Kristin Cavallari (Girlfriend Of Matt Leinart) - Since the whole NFL quarterback thing doesn't seem to be working out for Matt, he continues to plow through Hollywood starlets like a 12-year old kid on Ritalin and Kristin is his latest. And OMG, can you like imagine how much drama he'd like totally create if he dumped her and started dating Lauren Conrad next.
#5 Hillary Rhoda (Girlfriend Of Mark Sanchez) - Sanchez met Rhoda while they were both doing a "god damn we're both so young and sexy" photo shoot for GQ last summer. Hillary has reportedly been seen "canoodling" with Sean Avery lately and the New York tabloids can't decide whether Mark is still dating Hillary or isn't worried about losing her to the biggest metrosexual in NHL history.
#4 Candice Crawford (Girlfriend Of Tony Romo) - Candice is the latest hot blonde notch on Tony Romeo's cowboy belt. Yeah, I think that's pretty much all there is to say about this one
#3 Meagan Good (Girlfriend Of Thomas Jones) - Everyone needs a good luck charm to make the Super Bowl and Meagan's got the goods to be just that for the Jets this year. She would also eliminate the cameraman from ever having to focus on Rex Ryan on the sidelines because nobody needs to see that.
#2 Gisele Bundchen (Baby Momma Of Tom Brady) - It wouldn't be an NFL WAG list without Gisele and I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make fun of Tom Brady again for his WTF baby goat picture. Not only is Gisele one of the great all time sports WAGs, but she's also one hell of a sugar momma.
#1 Julie Henderson (Girlfriend Of Aaron Rodgers) - After reportedly being dumped by Hip Hop mogul Russell Simmons, Julie decide to starting dating Aaron Rodgers, the John Holmes of the NFL. And I think it's safe to say that even if Rodgers never wins a Super Bowl, he might've already surpassed Brett Favre as "the man" in Green Bay.
The Amazing Race 15: The waterslide refusal The 15th edition of The Amazing Race started out as one of the series’ best, with engaging contestants (Team Aspie! Team Poker!) and difficult challenges. The race sort of petered out once all the likeable teams were eliminated, but AR15 still packed in plenty of personality clashes and critical errors. The most memorable? The moment where petulant country singer Mika refused to go down a waterslide in Dubai, because she’s afraid of heights and water. Her partner Canaan dragged her, cajoled her, shamed her, and even tried to push her, but she wouldn’t budge. When Flight Time and Big Easy—Team Globetrotter!—showed up behind them, Flight Time pressed their advantage, telling Mika how scary waterslides can be. Eventually, Mika was required by the rules of the game to step aside and let the Globetrotters go, which they did—hilariously—without hesitation.
American Idol: Adam Lambert’s “Ring Of Fire” Let’s be clear from the start: Adam Lambert’s rendition of Johnny Cash’s “Ring Of Fire” isn’t necessarily good—you might even call it a screechy defiling of Cash’s spare, evocative classic—but it was riveting television. With his black fingernail polish and guyliner, and a sensibility geared more toward Broadway and pop provocation than understated country twang, Lambert was never going to kill on “Grand Ole Opry Week,” but he could have easily survived by going conservative and leaning on his generous vocal range. Instead, he used the opportunity to do a sitar-tinged “Middle Eastern” version of “Ring Of Fire” that scared the hell out of guest mentor Randy Travis even before Lambert took the stage in a leather jacket and fingerless gloves, and started working that microphone stand. By answering Cash’s famous baritone with a wavering falsetto, Lambert gave one of the strangest, most discomfiting performances in American Idol history, and offered a preview of the bold, dude-smooching agitator to come.
Better Off Ted: The Jabberwocky pitch At its best, Better Off Ted plays the complicated emotional relationships of its heroes off the stressful, frequently bizarre nature of their work, and nowhere was this dynamic exploited to greater effect than in the Jabberwocky pitch from the show’s first season. After diverting company funds to provide a co-worker with her dream job, straight-arrow Ted has to create an imaginary project that immediately attracts too much attention, because anything that people don’t know about has to be important. The absurdity climaxes with Ted and his ice-queen boss Veronica giving a presentation about a concept that doesn’t actually exist. Their solution—empty, circular business-speak, exciting sound cues, and puffs of smoke—is a perfect example of the cheerfully biting satire that is Ted’s trademark, even though the show is still, at heart, about a guy who does stupid things for a girl.
The Big Bang Theory: Sheldon reenacts his childhood The Leonard and Penny pairing in The Big Bang Theory’s third season has earned the show mixed reviews, but it’s hard to argue with the comic effect the relationship has held on Sheldon, Leonard’s tightly wound, obsessively single-minded roommate. Sheldon’s inability to compromise for the sake of the social contract has been a source of Big Bang’s best jokes, and it yielded especially excellent results during Leonard and Penny’s first big fight as a couple. Unable to handle the tension between the two, Sheldon rapidly loses control, finally breaking down at a comic-book shop like a wounded 8-year-old. What follows is a 30-second re-enactment of a parental argument from Sheldon’s youth, as venomous as a scene from an Edward Albee play. For a moment, Sheldon’s dysfunctions seem entirely justified. And they’d be heartbreaking if they weren’t also hilarious.
Big Love: Bill prays for guidance, and his daughter has a miscarriage The final setpiece of Big Love’s masterful episode “Come, Ye Saints” is a stunner on both a visual and story level. Feeling lost and set adrift from God after a nationwide road trip reveals the rifts in his family, Bill Henrickson kneels in a verdant, grassy park while everyone else is watching a pageant about Mormon church founder Joseph Smith. Bill prays fervently for something to happen to show him the way, and as his prayer reaches its crescendo, an angel from the nearby pageant ascends into the sky behind him. Just as audacious is what happens next. Bill’s prayer is answered indirectly when his family is brought together by tragedy involving his teenage daughter Sarah, who miscarries the baby no one knew she was carrying.
Chuck: Jeffster’s wedding performance Against all odds, the pop-culture-embracing, creatively resurgent Chuck eked out a full second season (and even a deal for a third), and its season finale certainly justified NBC’s perseverance. Chuck’s sister is getting married, but goons from his spy life are creating complications. So Chuck’s best friend Morgan has Jeffster—a band composed of creepo Jeff and slimy Lester—distract the wedding audience with a flare-enhanced version of “Mr. Roboto.” Between Lester’s howling, overenthusiastic vocals, the crowd’s shock, and Jeff’s callback to Back To The Future with the line “Watch me for the changes,” Chuck fans could easily forget this show has had a rocky behind-the-scenes journey.
Community: Jeff and Annie win a debate The newest NBC sitcom has been ruling over on what may be the best two-hour comedy block in TV history, largely because Community’s writers have defined the show’s supporting cast so well. Case in point: Annie (nicely played by Alison Brie), a character who initially seemed like a one-note priss, but has become far more complicated in the process of revealing her troubled past and raft of insecurities. When Joel McHale’s shiftless ex-lawyer Jeff Winger applies his powers of persuasion to help Annie win a college debate, her deep sense of satisfaction is rewarding, even though the team ironically notches the victory by proving that humans are inherently evil. That tension between surface pleasures and deeper truths is what’s made Community such a consistent winner.
Curb Your Enthusiasm: Larry does Jason doing George Larry David exists in three usually parallel universes: 1. In the real world, where he’s Larry David, co-creator of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm; 2. On Curb Your Enthusiasm, where he’s “Larry David,” co-creator of Seinfeld and all-around curmudgeon; and 3. On Seinfeld, where he’s “George Costanza,” a character aptly played by Jason Alexander. But for one glorious scene in season seven of Curb Your Enthusiasm, these three separate Larrys converged—and instead of the universes folding in on themselves, they created a hilarious piece of Larry David/“Larry David”/George Costanza origami. When Jason Alexander walks off the taping of the Seinfeld reunion episode that was the knotty, meta core of this Curb season, Larry offers to play the part of George in his stead. Over the (very reasonable) protestations of Jerry, Michael Richards, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Larry insists he can play George because he is George. And so, right on cue, Larry David playing “Larry David” playing George (as played by Jason Alexander) bursts through Jerry’s apartment door in glasses, sweater, and khakis. It’s a scene that’s hilarious—and mind-blowing—on so many levels.
Dexter: Thanksgiving John Lithgow has had plenty of experience playing villains in his long career, so it wasn’t surprising that his turn as Arthur “Trinity Killer” Mitchell in the fourth season of Dexter was so creepy and near-campy, or that it arguably helped make this the best season since the first. The scene of Trinity barely holding it together in front of his terrified yet doting family at the Thanksgiving table is the most memorable of the season for its frightening surrealism, its rapid disintegration into extravagant violence, and the way it introduced an unlikely catchphrase: “Shut up, cunt.”
Family Guy: The Disney universe Family Guy has been running away from the fact that it’s only as good as its cutaway gags for a while now, by belatedly making attempts to build character and tell stories. But the episode “Road To The Multiverse” proves that those hilarious cutaway gags are still the show’s bread and butter. In the episode’s funniest moment, Stewie and Brian, wandering through a multitude of possible universes, land in a world where everyone is drawn with big, adorable eyes and an overload of cute. Concluding they’ve landed in a universe animated by Disney, the two return to their house, where everyone promptly begins a song about how it’s a “wonderful day for pie.” Quagmire’s a bird, Joe’s a coffee pot, and the whole sequence lands in the perfect intersection between crude and charming.
Flight Of The Conchords: “Carol Brown” (“Unnatural Love,” Feb. 15) For most fans, Flight Of The Conchords’ second season was marred by the uneven musical numbers, because the duo burned through much of their A-material in season one. But the season wasn’t completely devoid of highlights. We did get “Carol Brown,” a simultaneously funny, wistful song sung by Jemaine as he thinks back on why his ex-girlfriends left him (as footage of their leave-takings are projected on the wall behind him). Bret comes out to join Jemaine, and the girls make up a chorus that sings from their projected other lives. The song is amusing yet melancholy, thanks in part to guest director Michel Gondry.
Fringe: Olivia materializes out of thin air (for better or worse) It’s been an up-and-down second season for the science-fiction procedural Fringe, but few Fringe fans can fault how the season opened, with Agent Olivia Dunham returning from an alternate Earth in the most spectacular way imaginable. Her car is found smashed up in the street, but there’s no sign of Olivia… until her friend Walter fiddles with the radio and Olivia suddenly appears out of nowhere, hurtling through her front windshield. It’s a cool scene, yes, but also one that later proves thematically significant. As crackpot scientist William Bell explains to Olivia on Earth-2, “Momentum can be deferred, but it must always be paid back in full.” In other word, all the weird scientific experiments on Fringe with always have a cost—even if that cost is facial lacerations and a deep concussion.
Hell’s Kitchen: “I ain’t no bitch” The Ticking Time Bomb is a staple of reality-show casts—at least the trashier ones. Hell’s Kitchen isn’t terribly trashy, but it is on Fox, so it isn’t exactly classy, either. Season six of Gordon Ramsay Shouts At People doubled viewers’ pleasure with two Ticking Time Bombs: the living, breathing Texan stereotype Van, and the quietly seething ex-Marine Joseph. While Van eventually showed some humility and a genuine work ethic, Joseph only made it to the fourth episode before challenging Chef Ramsay to a fight. Tasked with the responsibility of nominating two people to be cut—but refusing to follow instructions—he burned through his short fuse when Ramsay quickly dressed him down for insubordination. Next thing you know, Joseph is up in Ramsay’s face, proclaiming “I ain’t no bitch!” Ramsay, ever unflappable, never flinched.
How I Met Your Mother: Barney’s video résumé Coming up with new things for Barney to be obnoxious about probably keeps the How I Met Your Mother writers up at night, but they hit the mark precisely with one bit of season-four grandiosity. Barney attempts to help Robin make a video résumé, and as an example he shows her his, which starts with shots of fighter jets and monster trucks, then grows ever more ridiculous, culminating in footage of a base jumper’s parachute opening to reveal the word “TRUSTWORTHY,” and the word “PUNCTUAL” writ by lightning. And that’s saying nothing of the accompanying song, which consists almost solely—and appropriately—of the word “Awesome.”
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: The intervention The consistently funny fifth season of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia was something of a breakout season for Danny DeVito’s character Frank, who demonstrated early and often that with his days on earth dwindling, he planned to “get real weird with it.” Worried about Frank’s increasingly erratic behavior, the gang arranges an intervention, but because they each have selfish reasons for wanting Frank to control himself—and because they’re all drunk on the red wine they stowed in their Diet Coke cans—the intervention devolves into some kind of perverse surprise party, complete with reckless accusations and gun-waving.
The Late Show With David Letterman: The confession When David Letterman looked into the camera and asked his audience if they were in the mood for a story, what happened next was stunning on multiple levels. First, the story itself was completely unexpected: a tale of infidelity and blackmail that no one saw coming. Second, Letterman told the story masterfully, weaving in comic asides and personal details in a way that few other late-night hosts could’ve. And lastly, the way the studio audience reacted—with laughter, applause, and general approval—was an object lesson in how a charismatic personality can turn one of the lowest points of his life into a triumph. Whether it should’ve been a triumph… well, that was a conversation that kept us all occupied for weeks afterward.
Lost: Locke’s hanging John Locke thought he was the chosen one. When Oceanic Flight 815 crashed on a mysterious island in the Pacific, fate seemed to be finally offering him the chance he’d long been denied. After years of rejection, humiliation, and failure, Locke became a wise man, a mystic, and the apparent focal point of the island’s myriad occult powers. But in season five, the wheels came off. Sent to retrieve the Oceanic 6, whose escape left the island’s inhabitants unstuck in time, Locke fails, and in his despair decides to hang himself. Ben Linus—Locke’s nemesis/equal—interrupts in the nick of time, and prevents Locke’s suicide… just long enough to get a few questions answered. Then Ben chokes Locke to death. The tragedy and waste of Locke’s life only became clear at the end of the season, when what initially looked like a temporary setback is revealed to be something far bleaker: After being lied to, manipulated, and used, a good man is disposed of without ever knowing why.
Mad Men: Don Draper fails to give Conrad Hilton the moon In its third season, Mad Men continued to balance never-seen-that-on-TV-before moments (as in: foot, meet lawnmower) with small, subtle moments fraught with unspoken significance. The climactic scene of the episode “Wee Small Hours” is one of the latter. Having convinced eccentric hotel-chain magnate Conrad Hilton that he’s a fellow traveler—another pulled-up-by-his-own-bootstraps iconoclast—Don Draper sets up what he’s sure will be a slam-dunk ad-pitch for Hilton’s foreign properties. When Draper finishes, Hilton admits that while the pitch was good, he’d asked Draper to imagine a Hilton hotel on the moon, and Don didn’t do that. It’s more than the lack of a lunar angle that’s bothering Hilton though; it’s that Don’s pitch aims to make the rest of the world palatable to Americans, while Hilton wanted a campaign that preached The Gospel Of America to the world. Not for the first time this season—and not for the last—Draper’s formerly keen awareness of what people want from him proves unexpectedly dull.
The Michael Jackson memorial service: Stevie Wonder sings Michael Jackson’s death quickly went from a source of genuine shock and sorrow to a source of consternation, as cable news became MJ Central for weeks on end. But the Jackson memorial service—while overlong and full of awkward and/or head-scratching moments—provided a few real emotional highlights, in particular Stevie Wonder’s teary performance of “Never Dreamed You’d Leave In Summer.” In the wake of Jackson’s death, a lot of people swooped in and used the occasion to make a buck or pitch themselves. But Wonder reminded us what this story was really about: losing a friend, unexpectedly, and struggling to process the ache left behind.
The MTV Video Music Awards: Kanye interrupts Taylor Swift Although no one wants to encourage Kanye West’s continued public jackassery, we also wouldn’t want to live in a world where someone didn’t take it upon himself or herself to do something moronic on an awards show. Can anyone remember a single moment from this year’s MTV Video Awards that provided more enduring entertainment value than West blurting, “I’ma let you finish…?”
The Office: Wedding dance/Niagara Falls Has there ever been a “TV event” that’s paid off as brilliantly as Jim and Pam’s wedding on The Office? It took five full seasons for the sweet, moony-eyed couple to finally tie the knot, and the hour-long “Niagara” episode had all the potential for a hype-filled letdown. Instead, their union was full of surprise and laughter and genuine emotion, thanks to a montage that intercut two weddings—the public one, where friends and family conspired to enhance (or, more accurately, ruin) the occasion by imitating the ubiquitous YouTube dance to Chris Brown’s “Forever,” and the private one, where the couple steals off to be married on The Maid Of The Mist. It’s the best of both worlds: The officemates each get to celebrate with an exuberant shimmy down the aisle, while Jim and Pam have an indelible, spontaneous romantic moment they can call their own. If it doesn’t make your eyes well up, you might be a robot.
Party Down: Roman reads Ricky Sargulesh’s screenplay Why are the members of the Party Down Catering Company at a party celebrating Ricky Sargulesh? They have no idea until one of them realizes that Sargulesh (played by an inspired Steven Weber) is a Russian mobster, celebrating beating a murder charge. As the other mobsters gradually recognize the Party Down employees from bit parts in various movies and TV shows, the workers play along out of fear—and appreciation of being recognized. Then Ricky asks aspiring screenwriter Roman to read his screenplay and offer notes. Roman reads it out loud to coworker Kyle, critiquing grammar and violations of screenplay format in a monotone, when he suddenly realizes that the whole thing is actually a murder confession… in poorly constructed screenplay fashion.
Saturday Night Live: “Frickin’” becomes “fuckin’” To be fair to new SNL cast member Jenny Slate, it was a really bad idea to write a sketch in which two biker chicks drop the word “frickin’” between nearly every word. The sketch was lame anyway, and the fake profanity was more a distraction than an asset. Still, it’s going to take time before viewers can watch Slate on SNL without tensing up a little, waiting for her to slip again.
So You Think You Can Dance: The “necklace” routine Travis Wall isn’t the first former So You Think You Can Dance contestant to return to the show in a behind-the-scenes capacity, but the second-season finalist’s debut as a choreographer in season five showed that Wall has even more to offer offstage than he did on. His first routine for the show was a stunner, featuring unusual lifts and transitions, and the surprisingly not-cheesy employment of a heart necklace prop. It helps that dancers Jason Glover and eventual winner Jeanine Mason were both dancing in their personal style (contemporary), allowing Wall to incorporate movements that a hip-hopper or Latin ballroom dancer might not pull off so ably. Wall has since become one of SYTYCD’s most exciting new choreographers, regularly turning in innovative, youthful, memorable routines that provide a nice reminder of the increasingly flashy show’s scrappy early seasons.
The Super Bowl XLIII halftime show: Bruce slides too far Bruce Springsteen had an up-and-down 2009, starting with the release of the mediocre Working On A Dream and ending with a string of triumphant arena shows in which he and The E Street Band played some of their classic LPs in full. The highs and lows of the year were encapsulated in Springsteen’s Super Bowl halftime performance, in which The Boss slid across the stage and ran into a camera, then got up and finished his set in style. Hey, he’s a rocker, baby, he’s a rocker.
Supernatural: Sam and Dean discover “Wincest” Supernatural is the rare show that gets better with each new season, and its willingness to poke fun at its own tropes is a big reason for this. In the fourth-season episode “The Monster At The End Of This Book,” the discovery of a modern-day prophet who records the adventures of Sam and Dean Winchester in a series of cult novels leads to a high-watermark moment of self-aware absurdity. Just like in the real world, the Winchester saga has attracted a committed, deeply loyal fan base, and, again as in real life, that fan base isn’t satisfied with just watching (or reading) the adventure of their favorite brothers. While trying to figure out how a stranger could predict their lives so accurately, Sam and Dean stumble across slash fiction—and make a horrifying discovery about the darker side of cult fame.
Survivor: Samoa: Russell plays his second immunity idol Irascible Texas oilman Russell Hantz executed one of the most stunning moves in the history of Survivor when he kicked off the season by hunting for—and finding—an immunity idol at his tribe’s camp, right under his fellow castaways’ noses, and without the aid of a clue. After the tribes merged, Russell played his idol when he didn’t need to, but the next day searched his new camp and found another idol—again without a clue. At the next tribal council, Russell surprised everyone by playing that idol, and this time it changed the outcome, turning a 7-4 vote against Russell to a 4-0 victory for his former tribe. Russell went on to find a third idol (this time with a clue), but by that time, his fellow contestants had finally caught on to his craftiness.
Top Chef Masters: The finale challenge The Top Chef spin-off Top Chef Masters had its share of problems: Six weeks of grindingly repetitive “Round Robin” match-ups, a group of contestants whose genial professionalism sometimes robbed the show of drama and fire, and judges who understandably pulled punches in the face of established chefs playing for charity dollars. But the final challenge was essentially Big Night as reality television, as the three remaining contenders (Hubert Keller, Michael Chiarello, and Rick Bayless) were asked to summarize their career in four courses. The first course: their first food memory. The second: what made them decide to become a chef. The third: opening their first restaurant. The fourth: The future. What followed was food porn at its most inspired and delectable.
The Venture Bros.: Dr. Venture and Dr. Girlfriend share a moment The success of The Venture Bros. is twofold: First, it exploits the absurd, geek-friendly humor inherent in a group of pathetically normal people trying and failing to cope with super-normal lives. Second, it finds an emotional center by showing how being normal is about being decent just as much as it is about being flawed. In a quiet, human moment in the episode “Return To Malice,” Dr. Venture—out searching for his sons, who have gotten into another inexplicable pickle—sits down on the steps of the local observatory with Dr. Girlfriend, his archenemy’s levelheaded wife, and the two of them show an almost touching awareness of the show’s central joke: that these are people whose parents wouldn’t exactly be proud of what they’ve become.
