While poor diet and stress are the leading causes of major gas problems, certain people were simply born with a hereditary predisposition to release the butt hounds. For every overweight person with bad gas, there's a sexy blonde girl whose farts probably smell ten times worse because she's been holding them her whole life. While we rarely get to hear celebrities fart, we know many of them have gas problems just like the rest us. Well, except for Jessica Alba... I hear her farts smell like an English garden.
#10 Oprah Winfrey - Nutrionists say that constant fluctuations in weight can lead to severe bowel problems later in life. Mix that with Oprah's self-proclaimed love for KFC and you've probably got yourself some billion dollar farts
#9 Danny Devito - The worst kind of gas is the gas that you let build up inside your body. Considering the limited amount of space in Danny Devito's body he probably builds up some pretty powerful atom gas bombs before he let's them fly. Devito is also supposedly a power drinker and we all know how bad our farts smell on those hangover days.
#8 Kate Moss - When you mix a raging drug problem with a severe eating disorder, you're going to have some really horrific farts. Kate's farts probably smell like a mix between the napalm and a rotting human cadaver.
#7 John Madden - If you spend the last 25 years traveling around the country in a bus eating a healthy dose of fast food and Outback Steakhouse you're going to have some rancid gas. Madden is the type of man that probably has about 20-25 "learker" farts per day without even noticing. I just hope Madden says "boom" after he lets them fly.
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#6 Kirstie Alley - Contrary to popular belief, women release some of the nastiest farts this planet has ever seen. You know Kirstie doesn't eat very well and I believe that women with bitchy attitudes have bad gas because of all that pent-up aggression and ice cream.
#5 James Gandolfini - When you hear James Gandolfini making those loud breathing noises it's not carbon dioxide coming out of his body, it's the massive amount of methane desperately trying escape. Mix his undoubtedly poor diet with an angry dispostion and you've got some major mafia farts.
#4 Larry King - Rumor has it that Larry King keeps a fan under his desk at all time because of his tremendous gas problem. The bottom line is when you get to be as old as Larry you have horrific gas no matter what you do.
#3 Meatloaf - Don't think Marvin Lee Aday didn't name himself after another term for a giant piece of poop for no reason. Meatloaf will do anything for love, but he won't hold back his farts and I don't blame him.
#2 The Hamburglar - The Hamburglar has basically lived the movie Super Size Me his entire life. We all saw what happened to Morgan Spurlock's body when he ate nothing but McDonald's for 30 days so you can only imagine how bad the Hamburglar's farts must stink.
#1 Keith Richards - The man looks like death and sounds like death, so his farts must smell like death. I'd imagine that his farts probably smell like a mix of graveyard dirt and burnt dog hair.
