The 10 Weirdest Celebrity Japanese Commercials

"Japandering" occurs when a western celebrity uses their fame to make large sums of money by advertising products in Japan that they would normally never use. Japandering also means that celebrities are willing to make complete fools of themselves in order to make these large sums of money. And they're also probably secretly hoping that they'll bump into Scarlett Johannson in Japan and she'll fall madly in love with them and whisper dirty stuff in their ear right before they leave.



#10 Brad Pitt For Softbank - This is for all of you Brad Pitt fans out there who always wanted to see Brad be a Sumo wrestler servant.








#9 Charlie Sheen Pumps Tokyo Gas - And that's officially the fattest woman Charlie Sheen has ever been in bed with.








#8 Madonna Fights A Golden Dragon - And to think that these days Madonna could scare a dragon away by showing it her Skeltor arms.







#7 Ben Stiller Gets Frozen For Kirin Beer - Don't you just hate it when you're about to score with a bunch of hot cheerleaders and you accidentally get frozen and tackled by a bunch of football players.









#6 Bruce Willis Sells Visa In Pajamas - I would love to get my hands on one of those Japanese room-cleaning laser guns.







#5 Harrison Ford Promotes Kirin Beer - Because there's nothing better than relaxing in a sauna and drinking imaginary beers with your friends.








#4 Hulk Hogan Has Hitachimania - Apparently Hulk Hogan singing in white stretchy pants really moves electroncs in Japan.







#3 John Travolta Really Loves Tokyo Drink - Just when you thought John Travolta couldn't do something more homo-erotic than Staying Alive.








#2 Nicolas Cage Is A Cowboy - While it's a tough call, I'd have to say that this commercial is slightly better than Ghost Rider.









#1 Arnold Schwarzenegger Sells... Umm... - In case you were wondering the Japanese translation of "It's not a tumor" is "それは腫瘍ではない."