The 5 Rules Of Girl Fights

1. The Weave Grab


Perhaps the most definitive element of any cat fight….ladies know to go for the gold (in this case, goldilocks)


2. Close-Face Speech


A precursor to many girl fights is the close-face speech. Insults never sting as much as they do when issued two inches from your nose.


3. The Stance Dance


All girl fights start with an extended stance dance — usually swaying back and forth puffing out one's chest. Sometimes the entire fight IS the stance dance!


4. Sassy Finger Wag



Ooooooh no she didn't!


5. Screeching


The true measure of intensity in a girl fight isn't the strength of the punch, it's the decibal level of the screech.