Hitler finds out he was fired from MySpace
Hitler finds out there is no Santa
Hitler finds out Pokemon aren't real
Hitler finds out Usain Bolt broke the 100m record
Hitler finds out Ugly Betty was canceled
Hitler finds out Emmitt Smith was fired from ESPN
Hitler finds out the Vikings signed Brett Favre
Hitler finds out Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson
Hitler finds out Megan Fox rejected him
Hitler finds out FIAT merged with Chrysler
Hitler finds out that Darth Vader is his father
Hitler finds out Conan O'Brien is no longer host of The Tonight Show
Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died
Hitler finds out he and Tiger Woods have been busted
Hitler finds out Kanye West dissed Taylor Swift at the VMAs
