1. Nick Carter vs. Aaron Carter on House of Carters
Best line: “Let me tell you something real quick. You gonna turn the motha fuckin music down real quick. You gonna respect me.”
2. Teresa vs. Table vs. Danielle on The Real Housewives New Jersey
Best line: “You prostitution whore. You were fucking engaged 19 times. STUPID BITCH. AKDLSFLKF.”
3. God Warrior vs. God vs. Family vs. Other Wife on Trading Spouses
Best line: “GARGOYLES!!!!! PSYCHICS!!!!!!!”
4. Tyra Banks vs. Model on ANTM
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Best line: “STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT GIRL LIKE THIS. WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS LIKE THIS IT'S BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME. I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU. WE WERE ALL ROUTING FOR YOU. HOW DARE YOU!!!!”
5. Tanisha vs. Everyone? on Bad Girls Club
Best line: “Alright, I'll get something louder.”
6. New York vs. Pumpkin on Flava of Love
Best line: “Bitch, you look like a man. And you need that face lift.”
7. Susan vs. Kelly on Survivor
Best line: “If you were laying there dying of thirst, I would not give you a drink of water. I would let the vultures take you and do whatever they want with you.”
8. Charla and Mirna vs. Taxi Driver on The Amazing Race
Best line: In Spanish accent so the taxi driver can understand better: “How much dolla you need?”
9. Saapharyi vs. The White Girl on Flava of Love 2
Best line: “You want some lip chap?”
10. Abram vs. Darnnell on Road Rules South Pacific
Best line: “So guys, what do you thinks for lunch?… Cornbread. Was that a racial joke?”
11. Joe Rogan vs. Jonathan Baker on Fear Factor
Best line: “What are you doing? What are you doing? You can't assault people. He's not your wife.”
12. Anna Nicole vs. Shelley on The Anna Nicole Smith Show
Best line: Anna's *Jerk off hand motion* and the hick comment.
13. Heather vs. Daisy on Rock of Love 2
Best line: The screams from the audience.
14. Raw Meat Guy vs. The Other Wife on Wife Swap
Best line and comeback: “If you change your mind, I've got 4 month old meat here. *chews*”
15. Dan vs. Melissa on The Real World Miami
Best line: “Is it yours? Does it say Melissa open me up? Is it yours? Was it yours to open up? Was it yours? You STUPID BITCH.”
16. Omarosa vs. Everyone on The Apprentice
Best line: “It's like calling the kettle black. Racist.”
17. Kim Kardashian vs. Her Family on Keeping Up With The Kardashians
Best line: “All you say to me is rude comments, like call me Mariah Carey.” and “I'm allowed to do whatever I want to do. I'm allowed to iChat.”
18. Nene vs. Kim on The Real Housewives Atlanta
Best line: “You touch me girl, I will rip that wig off your head.” and “Trashy hooker. Trashbox.”
19. These 2 Guys on A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila
Best line: “Can you get the fuck back? Can you get the fuck back? Can you get the fuck back? Can you get the fuck back?” Attack.
20. Dad vs. Daughter on Supernanny
Best line: “No, I say get your ass up the stairs you little bitch.”