Rajeev Mulchandani, the man who dated Aishwarya Rai is back! He has emerged from nowhere and was spotted at a recent event. Rajeev, who had once dated
world`s most beautiful woman, looked very skinny at the event.
It is said that Aishwarya wasn`t the only Bollywood actress who dumped Rajeev but he faced rejection from Manisha Koirala as well.
Whatever there was between Rajeev Mulchandani and Aishwarya Rai died a natural death but still it managed to create quite a furore. Though it’s hard to remember him, but when you think of Aishwarya Rai, it will ring bell somewhere, for he was the guy the lady romanced before Salman, Vivek or Abhishek happened. The two started their modelling career at the same time and love bloomed with time
If you’re married, you are better able to cope economically with disability and health shocks, according to a new study.
In the working paper by University of British Columbia economists Giovanni Gallipoli and Laura Turner, researchers examined data from the Canadian Survey of Labour and Income Dynamics (SLID) and found that in marriages, "main-earners" (typically husbands) tend to transfer income and compensate "second-earners" (typically wives).
The second-earners, in turn, provide conditional time and care in periods of need (such as illness and disability of main-earner).
The insurance the second-earner provides to the main-earner in the marital contract serves as an important mechanism to help smooth out household income in periods of health and disability shocks to the main-earner; and as a way to support the future earning potential of the main-earner, said Gallipoli.
The researchers also found that the relative value of marriage changes in different ways for men and women as they age.
Men who receive bad shocks early in life may lose the insurance offered by marriage by being sorted out of possible matches in the early stages, according to the study.
Marriages become more stable the longer the couple is together, and uncertainty is resolved.
The long-term costs associated to health shocks are particularly high for main-earners in the early stages of their working life, because they imply a permanent loss of human capital and earning potential.
Other findings include that “low-risk” marriages, where the main-earner is in a low-risk health state, are more stable and encounter less renegotiation and termination of marital contracts at every stage of the life-cycle.
The researchers also found that men who are at high risk of receiving health and disability shocks value marriage early in life, when they are poor in both assets and work experience.
As these husbands age, their gains from marriage decrease as "buffer stocks" of human capital and assets are accumulated and they become more likely to trigger a renegotiation of the marital contract. These later renegotiations are referred to by the authors as a "midlife crisis."
All men value marriage at the late stages of their working life as they approach retirement, and the end of their main-earner status, as well as during periods of high health risk.
“Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let’s get that straight. OK? We don’t do crack. We don’t do that. Crack is whack.”
2. Jessica Simpson, on tuna (2003)
“Is this chicken or is this fish?” 3. Tom Cruise clashes with Matt Lauer about psychology (2005)
“Psychiatry is a pseudoscience…. You don’t know the history of psychiatry. I do…Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you don’t even -you’re glib. You don’t even know what Ritalin is.”
4. Mel Gibson, after being pulled over (2003)
“What are you looking at sugar-tits?”
5. Arnold Schwarzenegger, on gay marriage (2003)
“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
6. Kellie Pickler, on “Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader” (2007)
“I thought Europe was a country?” 7. Mariah Carey, before entering rehab (2001)
“I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows.”
8. Britney Spears, on her virginity (2002)
“The virginity issue. There are so many emotions involved that I would like to be able to wait until I know I’m with the right person and I’m married.”
9. Paris Hilton, on Wal-Mart (2003)
“Wal-mart… do they like make walls there?”
10. Heidi Montag, on Jesus and sex tapes (2008)
“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God…. God knows the truth in all of [the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors], and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?”
11. Matthew McConaughey, on the birth of his son Levi (2008)
“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.”
12. Sarah Palin, on what newspapers she reads (2008)
“All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years.”
13. Jessica Simpson, on being from Texas (2003)
“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.”
14. Christina Aguilera, on wearing clothes (2006)
“I wouldn't feel right wearing clothes covering my body.”
15. Ricky Martin, on golden showers (2006)
“I love giving the golden shower. I've done it before in the shower. It's, like, so sexy.”
16. Loretta Lynn, on Michael Jackson (2002)
“I liked Michael Jackson better dark. And I liked his nose a lot better, too. If he has any more taken off, I don't know how he's gonna breathe.”
17. George Bush, on himself (2000)
“They misunderestimated me”
18. Tara Reid, on how smart she is (2005)
“I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.”
19. Coldplay's Chris Martin, on charity work (2006)
“Can we got on with this? I've got to do AIDS and Alzheimer's and land mines this afternoon, and I want to get back for Deal or No Deal. Plus, Gwyneth's making drumsticks.” 20. Vladimir Putin, explaining why he approached a young boy in a group of tourists, lifted his shirt, and kissed his bare stomach (2006)
“I'll be honest, I felt an urge to squeeze him like a kitten and that led to the gesture I made. There was nothing behind it really.”
21. Marlon Brando, on Leonardo DiCaprio (2002)
“He looks like a girl.”
22. Lil' Wayne, on studying (2006)
“I learned this from a college graduate. She'd smoke a joint the night before a test, while she was studying, and then again in the morning and everything she had read would come right back. I tried this shit five times and I swear to God, I've never made less than a 92.”
23. George Bush, on The Google (2006)
“Occasionally. One of the things I've used on the Google is to pull up maps. It's very interesting to see — I've forgot the name of the program — but you get the satellite, and you can — like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It reminds me of where I wanna be sometimes.”
24. Jessica Simpson's Dad, on her boobs (2005)
“She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!”
25. Miley Cyrus, on Jay-Z (2009)
“I've never heard a Jay-Z song.”
26. Siegfried of Siegfried & Roy, on his house (2000)
“If you live with 58 lions and tigers, then you will always have a lot of pussy in the house.”
27. Chris Kattan, on movies (2002)
“I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.”
28. Ozzy Osbourne, on subtitles (2002)
“I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can't understand what the fuck I'm talking about.”
29. Hugh Hefner, on his life (2002)
“My life is an open book. With illustrations.”
30. Pete Sampras, on his wedding (2002)
“I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends.”
31. Kid Rock, on being president (2002)
“If I was president of the good old U.S.A., I'd turn the churches into strip clubs and watch the whole world pray.”
32. Hugh Grant, on his smile (2000)
“Let's face it: The teeth are getting more and more British every day. I look in the mirror and see Austin Powers staring at me.”
33. Hillary Clinton, on her people (2000)
“Motown, Motown, that's my era. Those are my people.”
34. Steven Seagal, on being a spiritual leader (2000)
“People all over the world recognize me as a spiritual leader.”
35. Denise Richards, on love (2007)
“I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband.”
36. Bette Midler, on sex (2004)
“If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? “
37. Britney Spears, on fame (2001)
“I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada.”
38. Simon Cowell, on Paula Abdul (2002)
“I actually don't understand a word Paula's saying anymore. It's like a new language.”
39. Faith Hill, after a fan grabbed her husband's balls (2007)
“Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don't go grabbin' somebody else's, somebody's husband's [private parts], you understand me? That's very disrespectful.”
40. Melissa Etheridge, after winning an Oscar (2007)
“This is the only naked man that will ever be in my bedroom.”
41. Russell Crowe, on throwing a phone at someone (2005)
“This is possibly the most shameful situation I've ever gotten myself in in my life, and I've done some pretty dumb things in my life. So to actually make a new No. 1 is spectacularly stupid.”
42. Martha Stewart, after being asked about her stock dealings (2002)
“I want to focus on my salad.”
43. Bode Miller, after sucking at the Olympics (2006)
“I got to party and socialize at an Olympic level.”
44. Tila Tequila, on shooting a safe sex commercial (2008)
“I’m shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don’t have that.”
45. Kanye West, on his legacy (2008)
“I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade. I will be the loudest voice.”
46. Sarah Jessica Parker, on motherhood (2009)
“I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it.”
47. Guy Ritchie, on Madonna (2009)
“I still love her. But she's retarded, too.”
48. Britney Spears, after her wardrobe malfunction (2009)
“OMG my pussy is hanging out.”
49. Barack Obama, on jeans (2009)
“Those jeans are comfortable, and for those of you who want your president to look great in his tight jeans, I'm sorry I'm not the guy. It just doesn't fit me. I'm not 20.”
50. Brooke Hogan, on politics (2008)
“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?”
The Amazing Race 15: The waterslide refusal The 15th edition of The Amazing Race started out as one of the series’ best, with engaging contestants (Team Aspie! Team Poker!) and difficult challenges. The race sort of petered out once all the likeable teams were eliminated, but AR15 still packed in plenty of personality clashes and critical errors. The most memorable? The moment where petulant country singer Mika refused to go down a waterslide in Dubai, because she’s afraid of heights and water. Her partner Canaan dragged her, cajoled her, shamed her, and even tried to push her, but she wouldn’t budge. When Flight Time and Big Easy—Team Globetrotter!—showed up behind them, Flight Time pressed their advantage, telling Mika how scary waterslides can be. Eventually, Mika was required by the rules of the game to step aside and let the Globetrotters go, which they did—hilariously—without hesitation.
American Idol: Adam Lambert’s “Ring Of Fire” Let’s be clear from the start: Adam Lambert’s rendition of Johnny Cash’s “Ring Of Fire” isn’t necessarily good—you might even call it a screechy defiling of Cash’s spare, evocative classic—but it was riveting television. With his black fingernail polish and guyliner, and a sensibility geared more toward Broadway and pop provocation than understated country twang, Lambert was never going to kill on “Grand Ole Opry Week,” but he could have easily survived by going conservative and leaning on his generous vocal range. Instead, he used the opportunity to do a sitar-tinged “Middle Eastern” version of “Ring Of Fire” that scared the hell out of guest mentor Randy Travis even before Lambert took the stage in a leather jacket and fingerless gloves, and started working that microphone stand. By answering Cash’s famous baritone with a wavering falsetto, Lambert gave one of the strangest, most discomfiting performances in American Idol history, and offered a preview of the bold, dude-smooching agitator to come.
Better Off Ted: The Jabberwocky pitch At its best, Better Off Ted plays the complicated emotional relationships of its heroes off the stressful, frequently bizarre nature of their work, and nowhere was this dynamic exploited to greater effect than in the Jabberwocky pitch from the show’s first season. After diverting company funds to provide a co-worker with her dream job, straight-arrow Ted has to create an imaginary project that immediately attracts too much attention, because anything that people don’t know about has to be important. The absurdity climaxes with Ted and his ice-queen boss Veronica giving a presentation about a concept that doesn’t actually exist. Their solution—empty, circular business-speak, exciting sound cues, and puffs of smoke—is a perfect example of the cheerfully biting satire that is Ted’s trademark, even though the show is still, at heart, about a guy who does stupid things for a girl.
The Big Bang Theory: Sheldon reenacts his childhood The Leonard and Penny pairing in The Big Bang Theory’s third season has earned the show mixed reviews, but it’s hard to argue with the comic effect the relationship has held on Sheldon, Leonard’s tightly wound, obsessively single-minded roommate. Sheldon’s inability to compromise for the sake of the social contract has been a source of Big Bang’s best jokes, and it yielded especially excellent results during Leonard and Penny’s first big fight as a couple. Unable to handle the tension between the two, Sheldon rapidly loses control, finally breaking down at a comic-book shop like a wounded 8-year-old. What follows is a 30-second re-enactment of a parental argument from Sheldon’s youth, as venomous as a scene from an Edward Albee play. For a moment, Sheldon’s dysfunctions seem entirely justified. And they’d be heartbreaking if they weren’t also hilarious.
Big Love: Bill prays for guidance, and his daughter has a miscarriage The final setpiece of Big Love’s masterful episode “Come, Ye Saints” is a stunner on both a visual and story level. Feeling lost and set adrift from God after a nationwide road trip reveals the rifts in his family, Bill Henrickson kneels in a verdant, grassy park while everyone else is watching a pageant about Mormon church founder Joseph Smith. Bill prays fervently for something to happen to show him the way, and as his prayer reaches its crescendo, an angel from the nearby pageant ascends into the sky behind him. Just as audacious is what happens next. Bill’s prayer is answered indirectly when his family is brought together by tragedy involving his teenage daughter Sarah, who miscarries the baby no one knew she was carrying.
Chuck: Jeffster’s wedding performance Against all odds, the pop-culture-embracing, creatively resurgent Chuck eked out a full second season (and even a deal for a third), and its season finale certainly justified NBC’s perseverance. Chuck’s sister is getting married, but goons from his spy life are creating complications. So Chuck’s best friend Morgan has Jeffster—a band composed of creepo Jeff and slimy Lester—distract the wedding audience with a flare-enhanced version of “Mr. Roboto.” Between Lester’s howling, overenthusiastic vocals, the crowd’s shock, and Jeff’s callback to Back To The Future with the line “Watch me for the changes,” Chuck fans could easily forget this show has had a rocky behind-the-scenes journey.
Community: Jeff and Annie win a debate The newest NBC sitcom has been ruling over on what may be the best two-hour comedy block in TV history, largely because Community’s writers have defined the show’s supporting cast so well. Case in point: Annie (nicely played by Alison Brie), a character who initially seemed like a one-note priss, but has become far more complicated in the process of revealing her troubled past and raft of insecurities. When Joel McHale’s shiftless ex-lawyer Jeff Winger applies his powers of persuasion to help Annie win a college debate, her deep sense of satisfaction is rewarding, even though the team ironically notches the victory by proving that humans are inherently evil. That tension between surface pleasures and deeper truths is what’s made Community such a consistent winner.
Curb Your Enthusiasm: Larry does Jason doing George Larry David exists in three usually parallel universes: 1. In the real world, where he’s Larry David, co-creator of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm; 2. On Curb Your Enthusiasm, where he’s “Larry David,” co-creator of Seinfeld and all-around curmudgeon; and 3. On Seinfeld, where he’s “George Costanza,” a character aptly played by Jason Alexander. But for one glorious scene in season seven of Curb Your Enthusiasm, these three separate Larrys converged—and instead of the universes folding in on themselves, they created a hilarious piece of Larry David/“Larry David”/George Costanza origami. When Jason Alexander walks off the taping of the Seinfeld reunion episode that was the knotty, meta core of this Curb season, Larry offers to play the part of George in his stead. Over the (very reasonable) protestations of Jerry, Michael Richards, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Larry insists he can play George because he is George. And so, right on cue, Larry David playing “Larry David” playing George (as played by Jason Alexander) bursts through Jerry’s apartment door in glasses, sweater, and khakis. It’s a scene that’s hilarious—and mind-blowing—on so many levels.
Dexter: Thanksgiving John Lithgow has had plenty of experience playing villains in his long career, so it wasn’t surprising that his turn as Arthur “Trinity Killer” Mitchell in the fourth season of Dexter was so creepy and near-campy, or that it arguably helped make this the best season since the first. The scene of Trinity barely holding it together in front of his terrified yet doting family at the Thanksgiving table is the most memorable of the season for its frightening surrealism, its rapid disintegration into extravagant violence, and the way it introduced an unlikely catchphrase: “Shut up, cunt.”
Family Guy: The Disney universe Family Guy has been running away from the fact that it’s only as good as its cutaway gags for a while now, by belatedly making attempts to build character and tell stories. But the episode “Road To The Multiverse” proves that those hilarious cutaway gags are still the show’s bread and butter. In the episode’s funniest moment, Stewie and Brian, wandering through a multitude of possible universes, land in a world where everyone is drawn with big, adorable eyes and an overload of cute. Concluding they’ve landed in a universe animated by Disney, the two return to their house, where everyone promptly begins a song about how it’s a “wonderful day for pie.” Quagmire’s a bird, Joe’s a coffee pot, and the whole sequence lands in the perfect intersection between crude and charming.
Flight Of The Conchords: “Carol Brown” (“Unnatural Love,” Feb. 15) For most fans, Flight Of The Conchords’ second season was marred by the uneven musical numbers, because the duo burned through much of their A-material in season one. But the season wasn’t completely devoid of highlights. We did get “Carol Brown,” a simultaneously funny, wistful song sung by Jemaine as he thinks back on why his ex-girlfriends left him (as footage of their leave-takings are projected on the wall behind him). Bret comes out to join Jemaine, and the girls make up a chorus that sings from their projected other lives. The song is amusing yet melancholy, thanks in part to guest director Michel Gondry.
Fringe: Olivia materializes out of thin air (for better or worse) It’s been an up-and-down second season for the science-fiction procedural Fringe, but few Fringe fans can fault how the season opened, with Agent Olivia Dunham returning from an alternate Earth in the most spectacular way imaginable. Her car is found smashed up in the street, but there’s no sign of Olivia… until her friend Walter fiddles with the radio and Olivia suddenly appears out of nowhere, hurtling through her front windshield. It’s a cool scene, yes, but also one that later proves thematically significant. As crackpot scientist William Bell explains to Olivia on Earth-2, “Momentum can be deferred, but it must always be paid back in full.” In other word, all the weird scientific experiments on Fringe with always have a cost—even if that cost is facial lacerations and a deep concussion.
Hell’s Kitchen: “I ain’t no bitch” The Ticking Time Bomb is a staple of reality-show casts—at least the trashier ones. Hell’s Kitchen isn’t terribly trashy, but it is on Fox, so it isn’t exactly classy, either. Season six of Gordon Ramsay Shouts At People doubled viewers’ pleasure with two Ticking Time Bombs: the living, breathing Texan stereotype Van, and the quietly seething ex-Marine Joseph. While Van eventually showed some humility and a genuine work ethic, Joseph only made it to the fourth episode before challenging Chef Ramsay to a fight. Tasked with the responsibility of nominating two people to be cut—but refusing to follow instructions—he burned through his short fuse when Ramsay quickly dressed him down for insubordination. Next thing you know, Joseph is up in Ramsay’s face, proclaiming “I ain’t no bitch!” Ramsay, ever unflappable, never flinched.
How I Met Your Mother: Barney’s video résumé Coming up with new things for Barney to be obnoxious about probably keeps the How I Met Your Mother writers up at night, but they hit the mark precisely with one bit of season-four grandiosity. Barney attempts to help Robin make a video résumé, and as an example he shows her his, which starts with shots of fighter jets and monster trucks, then grows ever more ridiculous, culminating in footage of a base jumper’s parachute opening to reveal the word “TRUSTWORTHY,” and the word “PUNCTUAL” writ by lightning. And that’s saying nothing of the accompanying song, which consists almost solely—and appropriately—of the word “Awesome.”
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia: The intervention The consistently funny fifth season of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia was something of a breakout season for Danny DeVito’s character Frank, who demonstrated early and often that with his days on earth dwindling, he planned to “get real weird with it.” Worried about Frank’s increasingly erratic behavior, the gang arranges an intervention, but because they each have selfish reasons for wanting Frank to control himself—and because they’re all drunk on the red wine they stowed in their Diet Coke cans—the intervention devolves into some kind of perverse surprise party, complete with reckless accusations and gun-waving.
The Late Show With David Letterman: The confession When David Letterman looked into the camera and asked his audience if they were in the mood for a story, what happened next was stunning on multiple levels. First, the story itself was completely unexpected: a tale of infidelity and blackmail that no one saw coming. Second, Letterman told the story masterfully, weaving in comic asides and personal details in a way that few other late-night hosts could’ve. And lastly, the way the studio audience reacted—with laughter, applause, and general approval—was an object lesson in how a charismatic personality can turn one of the lowest points of his life into a triumph. Whether it should’ve been a triumph… well, that was a conversation that kept us all occupied for weeks afterward.
Lost: Locke’s hanging John Locke thought he was the chosen one. When Oceanic Flight 815 crashed on a mysterious island in the Pacific, fate seemed to be finally offering him the chance he’d long been denied. After years of rejection, humiliation, and failure, Locke became a wise man, a mystic, and the apparent focal point of the island’s myriad occult powers. But in season five, the wheels came off. Sent to retrieve the Oceanic 6, whose escape left the island’s inhabitants unstuck in time, Locke fails, and in his despair decides to hang himself. Ben Linus—Locke’s nemesis/equal—interrupts in the nick of time, and prevents Locke’s suicide… just long enough to get a few questions answered. Then Ben chokes Locke to death. The tragedy and waste of Locke’s life only became clear at the end of the season, when what initially looked like a temporary setback is revealed to be something far bleaker: After being lied to, manipulated, and used, a good man is disposed of without ever knowing why.
Mad Men: Don Draper fails to give Conrad Hilton the moon In its third season, Mad Men continued to balance never-seen-that-on-TV-before moments (as in: foot, meet lawnmower) with small, subtle moments fraught with unspoken significance. The climactic scene of the episode “Wee Small Hours” is one of the latter. Having convinced eccentric hotel-chain magnate Conrad Hilton that he’s a fellow traveler—another pulled-up-by-his-own-bootstraps iconoclast—Don Draper sets up what he’s sure will be a slam-dunk ad-pitch for Hilton’s foreign properties. When Draper finishes, Hilton admits that while the pitch was good, he’d asked Draper to imagine a Hilton hotel on the moon, and Don didn’t do that. It’s more than the lack of a lunar angle that’s bothering Hilton though; it’s that Don’s pitch aims to make the rest of the world palatable to Americans, while Hilton wanted a campaign that preached The Gospel Of America to the world. Not for the first time this season—and not for the last—Draper’s formerly keen awareness of what people want from him proves unexpectedly dull.
The Michael Jackson memorial service: Stevie Wonder sings Michael Jackson’s death quickly went from a source of genuine shock and sorrow to a source of consternation, as cable news became MJ Central for weeks on end. But the Jackson memorial service—while overlong and full of awkward and/or head-scratching moments—provided a few real emotional highlights, in particular Stevie Wonder’s teary performance of “Never Dreamed You’d Leave In Summer.” In the wake of Jackson’s death, a lot of people swooped in and used the occasion to make a buck or pitch themselves. But Wonder reminded us what this story was really about: losing a friend, unexpectedly, and struggling to process the ache left behind.
The MTV Video Music Awards: Kanye interrupts Taylor Swift Although no one wants to encourage Kanye West’s continued public jackassery, we also wouldn’t want to live in a world where someone didn’t take it upon himself or herself to do something moronic on an awards show. Can anyone remember a single moment from this year’s MTV Video Awards that provided more enduring entertainment value than West blurting, “I’ma let you finish…?”
The Office: Wedding dance/Niagara Falls Has there ever been a “TV event” that’s paid off as brilliantly as Jim and Pam’s wedding on The Office? It took five full seasons for the sweet, moony-eyed couple to finally tie the knot, and the hour-long “Niagara” episode had all the potential for a hype-filled letdown. Instead, their union was full of surprise and laughter and genuine emotion, thanks to a montage that intercut two weddings—the public one, where friends and family conspired to enhance (or, more accurately, ruin) the occasion by imitating the ubiquitous YouTube dance to Chris Brown’s “Forever,” and the private one, where the couple steals off to be married on The Maid Of The Mist. It’s the best of both worlds: The officemates each get to celebrate with an exuberant shimmy down the aisle, while Jim and Pam have an indelible, spontaneous romantic moment they can call their own. If it doesn’t make your eyes well up, you might be a robot.
Party Down: Roman reads Ricky Sargulesh’s screenplay Why are the members of the Party Down Catering Company at a party celebrating Ricky Sargulesh? They have no idea until one of them realizes that Sargulesh (played by an inspired Steven Weber) is a Russian mobster, celebrating beating a murder charge. As the other mobsters gradually recognize the Party Down employees from bit parts in various movies and TV shows, the workers play along out of fear—and appreciation of being recognized. Then Ricky asks aspiring screenwriter Roman to read his screenplay and offer notes. Roman reads it out loud to coworker Kyle, critiquing grammar and violations of screenplay format in a monotone, when he suddenly realizes that the whole thing is actually a murder confession… in poorly constructed screenplay fashion.
Saturday Night Live: “Frickin’” becomes “fuckin’” To be fair to new SNL cast member Jenny Slate, it was a really bad idea to write a sketch in which two biker chicks drop the word “frickin’” between nearly every word. The sketch was lame anyway, and the fake profanity was more a distraction than an asset. Still, it’s going to take time before viewers can watch Slate on SNL without tensing up a little, waiting for her to slip again.
So You Think You Can Dance: The “necklace” routine Travis Wall isn’t the first former So You Think You Can Dance contestant to return to the show in a behind-the-scenes capacity, but the second-season finalist’s debut as a choreographer in season five showed that Wall has even more to offer offstage than he did on. His first routine for the show was a stunner, featuring unusual lifts and transitions, and the surprisingly not-cheesy employment of a heart necklace prop. It helps that dancers Jason Glover and eventual winner Jeanine Mason were both dancing in their personal style (contemporary), allowing Wall to incorporate movements that a hip-hopper or Latin ballroom dancer might not pull off so ably. Wall has since become one of SYTYCD’s most exciting new choreographers, regularly turning in innovative, youthful, memorable routines that provide a nice reminder of the increasingly flashy show’s scrappy early seasons.
The Super Bowl XLIII halftime show: Bruce slides too far Bruce Springsteen had an up-and-down 2009, starting with the release of the mediocre Working On A Dream and ending with a string of triumphant arena shows in which he and The E Street Band played some of their classic LPs in full. The highs and lows of the year were encapsulated in Springsteen’s Super Bowl halftime performance, in which The Boss slid across the stage and ran into a camera, then got up and finished his set in style. Hey, he’s a rocker, baby, he’s a rocker.
Supernatural: Sam and Dean discover “Wincest” Supernatural is the rare show that gets better with each new season, and its willingness to poke fun at its own tropes is a big reason for this. In the fourth-season episode “The Monster At The End Of This Book,” the discovery of a modern-day prophet who records the adventures of Sam and Dean Winchester in a series of cult novels leads to a high-watermark moment of self-aware absurdity. Just like in the real world, the Winchester saga has attracted a committed, deeply loyal fan base, and, again as in real life, that fan base isn’t satisfied with just watching (or reading) the adventure of their favorite brothers. While trying to figure out how a stranger could predict their lives so accurately, Sam and Dean stumble across slash fiction—and make a horrifying discovery about the darker side of cult fame.
Survivor: Samoa: Russell plays his second immunity idol Irascible Texas oilman Russell Hantz executed one of the most stunning moves in the history of Survivor when he kicked off the season by hunting for—and finding—an immunity idol at his tribe’s camp, right under his fellow castaways’ noses, and without the aid of a clue. After the tribes merged, Russell played his idol when he didn’t need to, but the next day searched his new camp and found another idol—again without a clue. At the next tribal council, Russell surprised everyone by playing that idol, and this time it changed the outcome, turning a 7-4 vote against Russell to a 4-0 victory for his former tribe. Russell went on to find a third idol (this time with a clue), but by that time, his fellow contestants had finally caught on to his craftiness.
Top Chef Masters: The finale challenge The Top Chef spin-off Top Chef Masters had its share of problems: Six weeks of grindingly repetitive “Round Robin” match-ups, a group of contestants whose genial professionalism sometimes robbed the show of drama and fire, and judges who understandably pulled punches in the face of established chefs playing for charity dollars. But the final challenge was essentially Big Night as reality television, as the three remaining contenders (Hubert Keller, Michael Chiarello, and Rick Bayless) were asked to summarize their career in four courses. The first course: their first food memory. The second: what made them decide to become a chef. The third: opening their first restaurant. The fourth: The future. What followed was food porn at its most inspired and delectable.
The Venture Bros.: Dr. Venture and Dr. Girlfriend share a moment The success of The Venture Bros. is twofold: First, it exploits the absurd, geek-friendly humor inherent in a group of pathetically normal people trying and failing to cope with super-normal lives. Second, it finds an emotional center by showing how being normal is about being decent just as much as it is about being flawed. In a quiet, human moment in the episode “Return To Malice,” Dr. Venture—out searching for his sons, who have gotten into another inexplicable pickle—sits down on the steps of the local observatory with Dr. Girlfriend, his archenemy’s levelheaded wife, and the two of them show an almost touching awareness of the show’s central joke: that these are people whose parents wouldn’t exactly be proud of what they’ve become.
