The 10 Most Embarrassing Moments In White People Dancing History

There is an unknown substance in the blood of white people that makes their bodies extremely stiff. Some people believe the lack of fluid movement in the Caucasian body is primarily due to the consumption of extreme amounts of dairy products at a very young age. Supposedly the dairy products clog the arteries which causes the joints and muscles to tighten making quick dance movements nearly impossible. I'm a honky and I believe the reason that most white people can't dance is because a lot of them are either overweight or dorks. Dorks and fat people can't dance and that's all there is to it.


#10 White Guy Caught Dancing At Best Buy - I can relate to this guy. Every time I walk into Best Buy I want to start dancing too.
 


 
#9 Wolf Blitzer Gets "Jiggy" On Ellen - I'll bet 20 bucks that Wolf only does it in the missionary position. And I apologize for any Wolf Blitzer sex mental imagery this may have caused you.
 
 

 

#8 George W. Bush Attempts An African Tribal Dance - This is the day that George Bush became "Curious George Bush."


 

 
#7 Fat White Guy Demonstrates The Sacred Art Of Fat White Guy Dancing - I don't know why, but this video reminds me of Ricki Lake having a threesome with Paula Abdul and Louie Anderson.


 
#6 Karl "MC Rove" Shows Why The World Hates Us - The only thing worse than white people dancing is old white politician people dancing

 

 

 #5 Nasty White Lady Dancing Destroys Spring Break - The first rule about nasty white lady dancing is you don't talk about nasty white lady dancing. The second rule about nasty white lady dancing is that you really don't want to see nasty white lady dancing!
   

 
 
#4 ESPN Presents The Worst White Guy Dancing Moments In Pro Sports History - Yes it's true. The world's greatest white athletes can't dance either.


#3 Tom Cruise Dances On BET - Ladies and gentleman, it is my pleasure to introduce ... the "Air Motorcycle."


 
 
#2 The "How To Dance Like A White Guy" Intructional Video - It's appears that the key to white guy dancing is pointing at stuff and squatting a lot.



 
 
#1 We Need A White People Dancing Accidents Montage - Only a montage can possible do justice to the frequency of white people dancing tragedies over the years.