During the early days of human civilization fat men ruled the world. If you were skinny it meant that you were poor, unsuccessful and didn't have a woman to feed you properly. Somewhere during the course of human history being fat became uncool and that is a tragedy. I don't think anyone would argue the fact that the world would be a happier place if being fat was fashionable once again.
Jack Black - Jack showed the world that they key to being a successful fat guy is to flaunt your fat, caress your fat and make the ladies yearn for your fatness.
Jason Alexander - George Costanza is undoubtedly one of the funniest TV characters of all time and he's living proof of what a tragic existence it is being a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man.
John Goodman - While there isn't a man alive who doesn't love Walter Sobchak, Goodman's comedic talents are so amazing that he almost made Roseanne Barr tolerable.
Ricky Gervais - Ricky did the unthinkable with BBC's The Office when he finally managed to make Americans realize that British humor could be funny. We still didn't quite understand what he was saying half the time but knew it was funny.
Peter Griffin - Peter showed us that one of the key benefits of being a funny fat man is that you can walk around naked and nobody can see your man parts. He also has one of the best sideboobs in the business.
John Candy - John Candy was the undisputed king of movie comedies in the 80's. If you haven't seen Uncle Buck, The Great Outdoors or Planes, Trains and Automobiles then you're missing out on some of the best movies the 80's had to offer.
Sam Kinison - Not only is Sam Kinison one of the funniest fat guys of all time but he's also one of the funniest comedians ever. It's unfortunate that he didn't live in the early 18 century because he would've made one hell of a dictator.
Homer Simpson - Homer is the type of fat man all men aspire to be one day and he's living proof that there's no problem in life that can't be solved by beer and donuts.
John Belushi - Belushi paved the way for the fat comedians of today and he's the reason that there's at least one fat cast member on every season of Saturday Night Live. I guess that means we could technically blame him Horatio Sans, but sometimes you have to take the good with the bad.
Chris Farley - Farley's death was pretty much the equivalent of the Kennedy Assasination for teenagers of the 90's who all still speak in Chris Farley quotes to this day.
