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Thursday, September 17, 2009

The 7 Greatest David Hasselhoff Music Videos Of All Time

Unlike most people who are birthed by other humans, David Hasselhoff arrived on this planet via a radioactive meteorite in 1952. The meteorite was actually sent by the planet Ooglat to save the world of entertainment on Earth the same way Jor-El sent Superman to earth from Krypton. When NASA scientists found baby David Hasselhoff he was wrapped only in a black leather cloth and covered in patchouli oil. Apparently the patchouli oil is the source of his powers which is why he's the greatest lifeguard, singer and driver of talking cars the world has ever seen..


#7 Limbo Dance - The Hoffinator proves that you don't need a large budget and extravagant locations to make a great music video, you just need a pimp and a hammock.






#6 Falling In Love Again - Apparently the key to making a woman fall in love with you again is to work on a car in your garage and then give her a call.







#5 Crazy For You - Yes it's true... the world would be a better place if everybody sang while they rode their motorcycles.






#4 Our First Night Together - If you keep your scanner peeled, you'll notice that Hasselhoff is capable of making love to a woman with his voice.






#3 Secret Agent Man - Hasselhoff really should create his own German version of James Bond movies so the world can experience the joy of watching him say, "the name is Hoff... Hasselhoff."








#2 Jump In My Car - This epic video let the ladies of the world know that as soon as they get into Hasselhoff's car they have to get out so the next beautiful lady can get in.





#1 Hooked On A Feeling - I guarantee this is the only time you'll be able to see David Hasselhoff as an Eskimo air surfer while he dances with African tribesman and flies through the air with angel children.

 
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